1. There's a lady on AIRLINE! that looks and is acting exactly like Aileen Wuornos. She is bitching about a fucking folding chair that she is trying to take on a fucking plane with her.

2. "Jen" volunteered to get off a flight, when she had to be at a wedding at a certain time, and is now on tv bitching about it. Lesson to Jen: If you have to be somewhere at a certain time, don't get off your fucking flight.

I could have a talk show where people call me and bitch about customer service and I tell them how stupid they are. Seriously.

3. My brother calls my cell during the day and is somehow *surprised* that I am "working".

4. Jim's in Johnstown PA this week. We're supposed to go camping with my parents this weekend, but my grandma's got gallstones, and they couldn't get them out through her throat today. So if they have to take out her gallbladder she's gonna be in the hospital still this weekend, which means my mom will have to be there with her.

And that's it.